

Doctor Who and the Case of the Altered Absinthe
It was a cold, wet Sunday night in a remote corner of southeastern Europe. My friend Marc and I wandered the empty cobblestone streets of...


Dom Rep Robbery
As the old taxi laboured its way up through the rundown streets of Santo Domingo, I gave the driver directions to the bus station. I'd...


Shadows Under Golgotha
I stared across at the semi-automatic rifle being pointed at me. Facing death wasn't what I'd planned for that afternoon, but now that I...


Run, Jonny, run
Sometimes you have to be careful when you start seeing the daughter of an overly-protective military man. Especially in a country where...


The Prevention of Suicide Over the Sava
I'd chosen Belgrade for the nightlife. It was famed. The clubs, the girls, the cheap booze. I was expecting non-stop party from the off....


Sak Yant: Getting a magic tattoo in a Thai Temple
The morning was hot, I was hungover, and the countryside temple I was in was a long way from the airport where I needed to be only a few...


The Nazi Copper of Zermatt
‘Even ze Queen of England would have to pay,’ he said with cold blue eyes narrowing further. My plea for reasoning was just hardening his...


The Road to Trinidad, Part 1: The Spiders of Sapecho
I was told about Sapecho by the old cleaning lady of my La Paz hotel. I’d got so fucked off with my guidebook that I’d thrown it away....


The Road to Trinidad, Part 2: The Flying Funeral Party
A little green bird landed on my head, then hopped onto my finger, trembling as it chirped away, trying to tell me something. On my...


The Road to Trinidad, Part 3: The Drowned Land
Never in my life had I seen so many mosquitoes. A blizzard of the bloodsuckers swarmed into the naked street lamps above, wave after wave...


The Man Who Jumped to Earth
'Did you sleep well last night?' said Moo with the usual grin on her face. 'Not really,' I said going into my current moans about the...


Tracing my Provençal family tree
After an unusually overcast start, summer had finally arrived. It was now one of those blazing blue-sky days with the inside of the car a...

